The Ambassador State of Ioavollr Environmental is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its teetotalling pirates, lack of airports, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.181 billion Ioavollr Environmentalians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Ioavollr Environmentalian economy, worth 838 trillion units a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,804 units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room", raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioavollr Environmental's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ioavollr Environmental is ranked 250,161^st in the world and 4^th in Trade Market for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.75 kickbacks per hour.