The Imperial Federation of Infiny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Valeria II with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 20.374 billion Infinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu-Xamara. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Infinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,245 trillion Azuleyas a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,220 Azuleyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infiny's national animal is the Imperial Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ifitinism.

Infiny is ranked 7,327^th in the world and 7^th in Geopolity for Lowest Crime Rates, with 107.46 law-abiding acts per hour.