The Regional Book Keeper of India Dispatch Office is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and ritual sacrifices. The devout population of 15.365 billion India Dispatch Officeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The India Dispatch Officean economy, worth a remarkable 1,021 trillion Dispatches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,511 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. India Dispatch Office's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

India Dispatch Office is ranked 82,644^th in the world and 12^th in India for Highest Drug Use, scoring 210.86 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.