The People's Republic of Illebare is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Most Glorious And High Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.174 billion Illebareans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Administration, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erabelli. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Illebarean economy, worth 240 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Retail and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 110,492 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

One-word headlines are the norm in Illebarean newspapers, the default state for Illebare is default, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and Most Glorious And High Supreme Leader's pleasure palace epitomizes corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Illebare's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Illebare is ranked 7,071^st in the world and 12^th in Union of Allied States for Fattest Citizens, with 21.19 Obesity Rate.