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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,994thMost Inclusive: 8,116thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,119th
The Socialist Federation of
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Population1.145 billion

LeaderEnochian Council
FaithAnemo Worship

CurrencySkyrim copy
AnimalTodd Howard

The Socialist Federation of Idontknowium is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Enochian Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.145 billion Dontkowiums love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idunnsdtadt. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dontkowiumite economy, worth 110 trillion Skyrim copies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 96,536 Skyrim copies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, a degree in Enochian Council Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Idontknowium's national animal is the Todd Howard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anemo Worship.

Idontknowium is ranked 93,215th in the world and 306th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Extreme, scoring 20.24 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,994thMost Inclusive: 8,116thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,119thNicest Citizens: 9,502ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,638thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,646thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,141stMost Influential: 11,699thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,236thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,205thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,378thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,673rdMost Cultured: 16,431stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,922ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,274thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,900thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,158thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,626thSmartest Citizens: 18,642ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,695thMost Secular: 18,813thMost Income Equality: 19,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,428thLargest Governments: 23,038thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,292ndMost Developed: 24,327th

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