The Socialist Federation of Idontknowium is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Enochian Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.743 billion Dontkowiums enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idunnsdtadt. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dontkowiumite economy, worth 774 trillion Skyrim copies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,979 Skyrim copies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enochian Council is plotting to coup the Pacific (Idontknowium has found 1 easter egg), roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Enochian Council's majority, and the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Idontknowium's national animal is the Todd Howard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Idontknowium is ranked 276,232^nd in the world and 48^th in Noneuropean Union for Most Primitive, scoring -289.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.