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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,316thMost Pacifist: 7,887th
The Happy Friends of
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HypnoticOcelot
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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Hypnoclan

Population1.38 billion

CapitalHypnotown
LeaderHypnoticOcelot

CurrencyHypnobucks
AnimalOcelot

The Happy Friends of Hypnoclan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by HypnoticOcelot with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.38 billion Hypnoclanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hypnotown. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hypnoclanian economy, worth 69.4 trillion Hypnobucks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,255 Hypnobucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, the most recent election was a close race between HypnoticOcelot and HypnoticOcelot, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, and HypnoticOcelot is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hypnoclan's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hypnoclan is ranked 245,489th in the world and 13,083rd in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -3.96 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,316thMost Pacifist: 7,887thSafest: 9,123rdNicest Citizens: 15,258thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,814thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,758thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,249thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,728thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,165thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,391stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,481stMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,003rdBest Weather: 27,539thMost Accessible: 28,760thMost Inclusive: 30,285thHighest Food Quality: 31,313th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 154th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 203rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 438th in the regionSafest: 519th in the regionNicest Citizens: 788th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 834th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 894th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1,007th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,075th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,081st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,261st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,266th in the regionMost Accessible: 1,272nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,310th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,363rd in the regionBest Weather: 1,396th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,483rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,697th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hypnoclan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Capital Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Hypnoclan, HypnoticOcelot is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Hypnoclan, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
  • : Following new legislation in Hypnoclan, the most recent election was a close race between HypnoticOcelot and HypnoticOcelot.
  • : Following new legislation in Hypnoclan, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
  • : Hypnoclan changed its national nation type to "Happy Friends".
  • : Following new legislation in Hypnoclan, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
  • : Following new legislation in Hypnoclan, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Hypnoclan, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Hypnoclan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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