The United Arab Kingdom of Huzzahs is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Faris with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, triple-decker prams, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.687 billion Huzzahsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mecca. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Huzzahsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,631 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 433,347 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployment is through the roof after the government enacted living wage laws, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", and the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huzzahs's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Huzzahs is ranked 5,768^th in the world and 3^rd in New United Kingdom of Albion for Most Developed, scoring 93.97 on the Human Development Index.