The Colonial Jakritist Republic of Ghau is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Felicity Farlon with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, national health service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.411 billion Ghauanni are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Lutonshire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ghauan economy, worth 170 trillion Kavbas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,913 Kavbas, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The overhead luggage compartment is often full, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ghau's national animal is the Sanjord Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Three Religions.

Ghau is ranked 287,080^th in the world and 48^th in New United Kingdom of Albion for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.