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Most Authoritarian: 3,639thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,936thMost Conservative: 5,270th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Gloria Deus et Christi!
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Holy State of Jerusalem

Population269 million

CapitalMontgisard

CurrencyDosh
AnimalBastards

The Holy Empire of Holy State of Jerusalem is a huge, safe nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 269 million Jerusalemites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montgisard. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Outremer economy, worth 21.5 trillion Doshes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,746 Doshes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holy State of Jerusalem's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, the government seizes all major gold finds, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy State of Jerusalem's national animal is the Bastards, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holy State of Jerusalem is ranked 18,459th in the world and 4th in Polcompball for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,571.46 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 3,639thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,936thMost Conservative: 5,270thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,874thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,628thTop
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Most Devout: 14,982ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,855thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,175thMost Extreme: 17,536thMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,555thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,459th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Holy State of Jerusalem, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy State of Jerusalem, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy State of Jerusalem, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy State of Jerusalem, Holy State of Jerusalem's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • : Holy State of Jerusalem voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Holy State of Jerusalem voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Following new legislation in Holy State of Jerusalem, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All".
  • : Following new legislation in Holy State of Jerusalem, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy State of Jerusalem, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy State of Jerusalem, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.

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