The Danielist Paradise 🖤 of Sein is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dani 😎 with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.175 billion Seinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of city of happiness 😊. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seinian economy, worth 809 trillion DaniDollars 💲s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,355 DaniDollars 💲s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dani 😎 reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, the doctor has cold hands, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sein's national animal is the D-Girl 😍🖤, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Sein is ranked 1,715^th in the world and 28^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,461.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.