The Submarine of HNoMS Uthaug is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 17.541 billion HNoMS Uthaugians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The HNoMS Uthaugian economy, worth a remarkable 1,156 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,947 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Oslo Times is sold out, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HNoMS Uthaug's national animal is the Elk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Den Norske Kirke.

HNoMS Uthaug is ranked 259,013^th in the world and 7^th in The Land of Communism for Most Primitive, scoring -183.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.