The Disputed Territories of HMS Malta is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.046 billion HMS Maltans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.6%.

The strong HMS Maltan economy, worth 250 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,563 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime is moderate. HMS Malta's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

HMS Malta is ranked 229,851^st in the world and 31^st in Navy for Safest, scoring 43.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.