The Furballland Featured You of A Featured Region is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Featured Region by Furballland with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.596 billion Regions are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furballland Featuring Your Regions. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Regional economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 218,354 Regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Featured Region's national animal is the Regions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goal of Featuring Regions.

A Featured Region is ranked 317,799^th in the world and 15^th in Armireadaria Union for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.92 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.