The Furballland Featured You of A Featured Region is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Featured Region by Furballland with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.727 billion Regions are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furballland Featuring Your Regions. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Regional economy, worth a remarkable 2,153 trillion Regions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 221,440 Regions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Featured Region's national animal is the Regions, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goal of Featuring Regions.

A Featured Region is ranked 299,418^th in the world and 24^th in IxChange for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.04 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.