The Kingdom of Henj is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.963 billion Henjians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albany. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Henjian economy, worth 536 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,349 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime is totally unknown. Henj's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Henj is ranked 10,341^st in the world and 19^th in Wintreath for Highest Food Quality, scoring 158.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.