The Oppressed Peoples of Hellomyfriend is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 783 million Hellomyfriendians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oldsmobile. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The strong Hellomyfriendian economy, worth 47.1 trillion friends a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,174 friends, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television, and the bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellomyfriend's national animal is the friends, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hellomyfriend is ranked 302,160^th in the world and 3^rd in Nikara for Nicest Citizens, with 0.98 average smiles per day.