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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,045thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,942nd
The Dark Void empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Victory over all!
Emperor Balthazar
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Hellkan

Population10.362 billion

CapitalNova Cassia
LeaderEmperor Balthazar
FaithCult of Darkness

CurrencyPlatinum
AnimalDark Vestige

The Dark Void empire of Hellkan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Balthazar with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.362 billion Subjects are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Cassia. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hellkanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,400 trillion Platinums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 231,617 Platinums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, and international tensions are high as Hellkan threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellkan's national animal is the Dark Vestige, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Darkness.

Hellkan is ranked 14,055th in the world and 35th in The League for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 341.32 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,045thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,942ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,052ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,663rdMost Patriotic: 3,741stMost Secular: 3,745thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,213thMost Authoritarian: 4,580thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,659thLowest Crime Rates: 6,677thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,706thHealthiest Citizens: 6,736thHighest Average Incomes: 6,774thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,012thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,676thHighest Economic Output: 9,849thMost Developed: 10,128thLargest Mining Sector: 12,708thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,055thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,640thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,781stSmartest Citizens: 15,806thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,021stMost Conservative: 22,920thMost Extreme: 26,846th
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hellkan, international tensions are high as Hellkan threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellkan, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellkan, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellkan, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellkan, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Hellkan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Hellkan lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
  • : Hellkan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Hellkan's influence in The League rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Hellkan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.

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