Population | 7.59 billion |
Capital | Kronus |
Leader | Supreme Imperator |
Faith | Imperatorius |
Currency | Krakovnii |
Animal | Sloth bear |
The Glorious Empire of Scogovina is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Imperator with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.59 billion Scogovinans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronus. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Scogovinan economy, worth 542 trillion Krakovniis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,430 Krakovniis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Vacationing Scogovinans expect to be treated as royalty, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Scogovina but at least the trains run on time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scogovina's national animal is the Sloth bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperatorius.
Scogovina is ranked 30,447th in the world and 696th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 217.62 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Scogovina, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Scogovina but at least the trains run on time.
- : Following new legislation in Scogovina, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Scogovina, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Scogovina, vacationing Scogovinans expect to be treated as royalty.
- : Scogovina was endorsed by The Protectorate of New Maxta.
- : Scogovina was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Scogovina was endorsed by The Golden Federal Districts of Rotenaplistan.
- : Scogovina was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Scogovina was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, and Largest Mining Sector.
- : Scogovina was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
World Assembly
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