The Community of Hatakulamatakatak is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Tamaka Kariknokerat Krhonhrak with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.932 billion Hatakulamatakatakians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokuliratikulak. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hatakulamatakatakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,395 trillion Hatakudollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 175,973 Hatakudollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers. Crime is totally unknown. Hatakulamatakatak's national animal is the manbearpig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hatakulamatakatak is ranked 34,612^th in the world and 2,326^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.16 law-abiding acts per hour.