The Kingdom of Harninia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.313 billion Harninians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Askosiana. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Harninian economy, worth 120 trillion harncs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 91,928 harncs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Leader is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, and battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Harninia's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Harninia is ranked 38,935^th in the world and 2,572^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.15 law-abiding acts per hour.