The Techno-Induscracy of Haishan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sashan Vidin with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.798 billion Haize are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icturk City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Haize economy, worth an astonishing 16,148 trillion hikans a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 541,927 hikans, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government demagogues have a devil of a time evading authorities, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, being dead no longer has any benefits, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Haize Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haishan's national animal is the crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Haishan is ranked 13,588^th in the world and 16^th in Greater Dienstad for Highest Food Quality, scoring 141.1 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.