The Protecting Breeze of Grecian Winds is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 14.831 billion Grecian Windsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nafplio. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Grecian Windsian economy, worth 246 trillion Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,637 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grecian Winds's national animal is the Eagle.

Grecian Winds is ranked 44,871^st in the world and 3^rd in Greece for Most Primitive, scoring 58.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.