The People's Republic of Greater Stata chinae is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 618 million Greater Stata chinese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 长安. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Greater Stata chinaean economy, worth 55.4 trillion Yuan dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,674 Yuan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents plead with their children to consider prostitution instead of philosophy, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, and new urban roads are threatening city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Stata chinae's national animal is the siberian tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Stata chinae is ranked 53,114^th in the world and 918^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 102.04 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.