The Most Democratic Republic of Government Paradise is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Prs Prime Minister Fidel Batista with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.933 billion Government's servants are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Government HQ. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Government obeying economy, worth 115 trillion permissions a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 29,288 permissions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prs Prime Minister Fidel Batista is in a committed monogamous relationship with a huge number of people, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and the bayonet is cutting-edge technology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Government Paradise's national animal is the prime minister, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Prs Prime Minister Fidel Batista.

Government Paradise is ranked 282,782^nd in the world and 4^th in Yet Another Region for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -114.29 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.