The Most Serene Republic of Gol Gol is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 368 million Golâ€debaranians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The very strong Gol Golian economy, worth 28.6 trillion Aldebaran Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 77,691 Aldebaran Yen, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, Gol Golian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gol Gol's national animal is the Stallion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gol Gol is ranked 282,426^th in the world and 62^nd in Umamusume Pretty Derby for Largest Populations, with 368 million capita.