The Committee of Eau douce is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Council with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.419 billion Eau douceans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blancbourg. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eau doucean economy, worth 164 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 115,635 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, the only way for immigrants to get into office is as a janitor, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Council is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eau douce's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eau douce is ranked 11,933^rd in the world and 3^rd in Umamusume Pretty Derby for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,162.78 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.