
| Population | 48.083 billion |
| Capital | Archona |
| Leader | Sarathress of the Subtle Strike |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | Shard Rind |
| Animal | Cougar |
The Modly Moderator Moderating Moderately in Moderation of Godular is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sarathress of the Subtle Strike with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 48.083 billion Godulans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archona. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Godulan economy, worth an astonishing 34,403 trillion Shard Rinds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 715,504 Shard Rinds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Paleogeneticists have taken a Jurassic bite out of the budget, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, Sarathress of the Subtle Strike's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime is totally unknown. Godular's national animal is the Cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
Godular is ranked 9th in the world and 1st in The Godulus Empire for Smartest Citizens, with 734.43 quips per hour.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Godular, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
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Godular, Sarathress of the Subtle Strike's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
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Godular, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
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Godular, paleogeneticists have taken a Jurassic bite out of the budget.
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Godular, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
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Godular, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
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Godular, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility.
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Godular, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
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Godular adopted General Assembly Resolution #18 "International Measurement Equivalence".
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Godular, Sarathress of the Subtle Strike panders to nontraditional families.





































































