The Glorious Giathster of Glorinna is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Illakov Bui with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The quiet, industrious population of 3.324 billion Glorinnans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biejovsk. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Glorinnan economy, worth 134 trillion Glavias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,533 Glavias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biejovsk University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Glorinnan Navy, and Shia Islam has been named as Glorinna's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorinna's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Glorinna is ranked 231,357^th in the world and 18^th in Kryndel for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 38.08 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.