Population | 11.096 billion |
Capital | Slapperville |
Leader | Mae West |
Faith | Mattress Bouncing |
Currency | Janet |
Animal | Riff Raff |
The TWP Love Goddess 2023 of Glenda Slagg Reborn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mae West with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 11.096 billion Slaggs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slapperville. The average income tax rate is 79.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Glenda Slagg Rebornian economy, worth a remarkable 1,384 trillion Janets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,799 Janets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glenda Slagg Reborn's national animal is the Riff Raff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mattress Bouncing.
Glenda Slagg Reborn is ranked 10,649th in the world and 189th in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,541.65 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Glenda Slagg Reborn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Most Influential.
- : Glenda Slagg Reborn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 5% for Most Cultured, Largest Black Market, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Glenda Slagg Reborn, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.
- : Following new legislation in Glenda Slagg Reborn, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
- : Following new legislation in Glenda Slagg Reborn, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
- : Following new legislation in Glenda Slagg Reborn, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
- : Following new legislation in Glenda Slagg Reborn, a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies.
- : Following new legislation in Glenda Slagg Reborn, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony.
- : Following new legislation in Glenda Slagg Reborn, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
- : Following new legislation in Glenda Slagg Reborn, Mae West makes and breaks shaky peace deals in 140 characters or less.