The Republic of Gioinflationland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The hard-working population of 5.855 billion Gioinflationlandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The very strong Gioinflationlandian economy, worth 386 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,038 Golden Orbs, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gioinflationland's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gioinflationland is ranked 222,320^th in the world and 181^st in Giovanniland for Most Primitive, scoring -98.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.