Population | 23.131 billion |
Capital | Super Happy City |
Leader | Super President Happy |
Faith | Super Happiness |
Currency | Super Happy Dollar |
Animal | Super Happy Kangaroo |
The Social Democracy of Super Happy Land is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Super President Happy with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.131 billion Super Happy Landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Happy City. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Super Happy Landian economy, worth a remarkable 8,811 trillion Super Happy Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 380,949 Super Happy Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown. Super Happy Land's national animal is the Super Happy Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Super Happiness.
Super Happy Land is ranked 317th in the world and 3rd in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 90.49 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Super Happy Land was endorsed by The Federation of Eudemokratia.
- : Following new legislation in Super Happy Land, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in Super Happy Land, the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice.
- : Following new legislation in Super Happy Land, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
- : Following new legislation in Super Happy Land, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Following new legislation in Super Happy Land, sex-ed is child's play.
- : Super Happy Land endorsed The Questionable Goons of Javya.
- : Super Happy Land endorsed The United Kingdom of Crucia.
- : Super Happy Land endorsed The Federal Republic of Maubo.
- : Super Happy Land endorsed The Holy Empire of Croat s.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 210 » Imperium Anglorum, The New Nordic Union, Northern German Federation, Wombelland, Lexembourg, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Dark Matter, Outer Sparta, An Clar, Popaholick, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Quentenia, Sinclairtown, Galway-Dublin, Regnum Italiae, Nuweland, Yahlia, Feria-Alkaline, Chioganah, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia Republic, Irminsulia, North of Americas, Alsted, St Scarlett, Brakanistan, Nardin, South St Maarten, Leszno, Aristeme, Belmoren, Thracia and Crimea, Jim the Baptist, Supcotia, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, Nieuw Gent, Invernessia, The Champions League, Chronus, Ausvelt, Someseni, Savinecross, The Scandinavian Realm, Jahass, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Estellan, Trixeland, Mynox, Othenhiem, and 160 others.Zulrich, Bareu, New Eestiball, United Communes of Chile, Robbonia, Estonesia, Gliesetonia, Warzakie, Europe a Nation, Dipretorian, Karnea, Aroale, Sicheslav, Salarnsia, Stumphosse Res, Kebabian States, Dunsteen, Ottterland, Rary, Arsenial, Konewa, Gorzi, The Asten Islands, Soveiniesberg, Armbruster, Zaznia, Balcem, Iceagea, Leranditale, Great Hanover, HELLLLL, Fenian Provinces, Scytharum, Nova Prussia, Liberalialand, Etnon, Meropis, Kkorea, Avalisk, UGBK, Slavatania, Suisserland, Scutarie, Dizgovzy, Northern Socialist States, Ikarus, Southern Whateverlandia, Raghallaigh, Leistrona, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Land of Bobtopia, Great Clucky, Entians, Orsik, Rome Ruzalls, Guahih, Sodarnia, Seristria, Lorissa, Lunder, Lumermeyr, East Ase Palmars, Castlenburg, Icoland, Novaspesia, Agatep, Wamia, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Mally Piznoopia, Neurks Boodal, Saarenmaa, Makykay, Noob Farlands, Ost-Scandinavia, Foudina, Liberepublia, Kanokla, Calicov, Elestansa, Franchya, Ortigia, Salwonia, Panorama Paradise, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Alharatz, Lumiarae, Drussia, Scivonia, Astaraion, Cavonia, Empire of Draconia, Skalliad, The OG Your Moms Mom, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Adsil Islands, Borstein, Istastioner, Aresetia, Hankhank, Winterstein, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Society of Russian Freedom, Drembler, Apocalypse Borg, Hunarskotlo, The offshore Aage Islands, Heritagela, Niemence, Cot Deviet, The Full Moon, Belvanya, Montecrux, DeNorSweLand, Narmocrana, Reiserland, Termendor, Cheesystan, Superior Saxonia, Vientina, Lagene, Fliptastic, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Pupunese, Woodlands, Cambany, Slate adieu, Agartia, Kronverg, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, The Iron Khagnate, Agausia, X Country, Holy Europe Empire, Parharia, Safe Island, Adhria, Potatopelago, Thihi, Great Schwanien, New Vorarlberg, Faack, Parsininsa, CSB SA Union, Tikonia, Kalebo, Western Balkania, Greater Poundland, New Vardarland, Alcrosnia, Waffland, Australian Luxembourg, New Jamburg, Maubo, Crucia, and Javya.