The Issue answerer robots of Get real is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by the trout with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.202 billion Realites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Environment is also considered important, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Relai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Realite economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion fish a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 183,391 fish, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,214,743 per year while the poor average 10,644, a ratio of 114 to 1.

Stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, The Trout's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, parents are fined for sending their children to take out the trash after sunset, and the Relai XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Get real's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is sleeping.

Get real is ranked 55,223^rd in the world and 536^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,461.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.