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Largest Populations: 12,042ndMost Authoritarian: 14,708thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,319th
The Malignant Narcisism of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
Beware the wrath of General Jackson
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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General Jackson

Population25.697 billion

CapitalAngry Jury City
LeaderGeneral Agamemnon
FaithThe Crimson Order

CurrencyFranco
AnimalDutch Mafia

The Malignant Narcisism of General Jackson is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by General Agamemnon with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 25.697 billion General Jacksonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angry Jury City. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped General Jacksonian economy, worth 773 trillion Francoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,085 Francoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police insist that racism does not exist, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love General Agamemnon, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. General Jackson's national animal is the Dutch Mafia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Crimson Order.

General Jackson is ranked 165,294th in the world and 11th in The Watchtower for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 652.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Populations: 12,042ndMost Authoritarian: 14,708thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,319thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 17,827thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,324thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,672nd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : General Jackson's influence in The Watchtower rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : General Jackson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : General Jackson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : General Jackson's influence in The Watchtower rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : General Jackson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : General Jackson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : General Jackson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : General Jackson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : General Jackson was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : General Jackson's influence in The Watchtower rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".

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