The United People of Fuspiac is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Mimmo De Mimmis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.944 billion Fuspiacians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fuspino. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fuspiacian economy, worth a remarkable 2,696 trillion Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 339,474 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vaccinations are mandatory, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, factories are beating plows into swords, and public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fuspiac's national animal is the Alpaca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mimmo De Mimmis.

Fuspiac is ranked 11,702^nd in the world and 46^th in the Outback for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,640.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.