The State of Friedhof is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 25.454 billion Friedhofians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of International Aid, Environment, and Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.2%.

The strong Friedhofian economy, worth 942 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,015 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,660 per year while the poor average 1,988, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a serious problem. Friedhof's national animal is the deer.

Friedhof is ranked 262,283^rd in the world and 7^th in Lusaka for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.32 law-abiding acts per hour.