The Constitutional Monarchy of Freedom Diver is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.642 billion Freedom Diverians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Freedom Diverian economy, worth 277 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,754 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Programmers often reinvent the wheel, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and commemoration of the Great Artificial Solar System War costs almost as much as the war itself. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freedom Diver's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Freedom Diver is ranked 241,181^st in the world and 4,655^th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 19,624.69 Standard Monetary Units.