The Republic of Freebee is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-working population of 3.124 billion Freebeeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The Freebeean economy, worth 123 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 39,477 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freebee's national animal is the porpoise.

Freebee is ranked 145,733^rd in the world and 15^th in Guinea Kiribati for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.78 on the Bus Surprisal Index.