The Claws of Ice of Foxcicle is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.506 billion Foxcicleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The powerhouse Foxciclean economy, worth 418 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,672 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

People transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxcicle's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Foxcicle is ranked 125,501^st in the world and 1^st in Lands of Fel for Smartest Citizens, with 32.99 quips per hour.