The British Empire of Fluminesedes is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mark Gordon with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.377 billion Fluminesedians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fluminesedian economy, worth 556 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,741 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, aides are afraid to ask if Prime Minister Mark Gordon wants a cup of tea or coffee, superfoods are often seen as supervillains, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fluminesedes's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Fluminesedes is ranked 303,740^th in the world and 853^rd in Council of Asia for Fattest Citizens, with 3.77 Obesity Rate.