The Free Land of Kimpotia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 706 million Kimpotians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Kimpotian economy, worth 88.6 trillion pots a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 125,555 pots, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 742,019 per year while the poor average 9,827, a ratio of 75.5 to 1.
Juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, entomologists flock to Liberopolis for its remarkable gadfly population, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kimpotia's national animal is the buck bumble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Kimpotia is ranked 68,974th in the world and 85th in Council of Asia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,682.51 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
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Prolonged Suffering,
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Arma Populi, and
Viet Cong Quoc.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kimpotia was endorsed by
The Socialist Republic of Viet Cong Quoc.
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Kimpotia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, and Most Politically Free.
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Kimpotia, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
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Kimpotia, entomologists flock to Liberopolis for its remarkable gadfly population.
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Kimpotia, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
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Kimpotia, juries are mostly made up of wealthy busybodies and ex-convicts.
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Kimpotia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
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Kimpotia, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered.
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Kimpotia, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
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Kimpotia, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu.























































