The Kingdom of Flandonips is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kyriakos II with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 5.449 billion Flandonipsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Posidaea. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flandonipsian economy, worth 913 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,702 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and Kyriakos II has awarded Kyriakos II many medals in appreciation for Kyriakos II's awesomeness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flandonips's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flandonips is ranked 6,472^nd in the world and 6^th in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.36 law-abiding acts per hour.