Population | 11.783 billion |
Capital | Kava Lund |
Leader | King David Tupou XVII |
Faith | Lord Börk |
Currency | Pa'anga |
Animal | Pacific Golden Plover |
The Greater Empire of The Islands of Tonga is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King David Tupou XVII with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.783 billion Tongan's enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kava Lund. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tongan economy, worth a remarkable 1,892 trillion Pa'angas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,644 Pa'angas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, Tongan TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Islands of Tonga's national animal is the Pacific Golden Plover, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Börk.
The Islands of Tonga is ranked 16,815th in the world and 9th in Saint Helene for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Islands of Tonga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : The Islands of Tonga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : The Islands of Tonga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : The Islands of Tonga's influence in Saint Helene fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : The Islands of Tonga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : The Islands of Tonga endorsed The Totally Still an NPC of The Ostartic Federation.
- : The Islands of Tonga's influence in Saint Helene fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
- : The Islands of Tonga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : The Islands of Tonga was endorsed by The Totally Still an NPC of The Ostartic Federation.
- : The Islands of Tonga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » Vyata Temor, Great Jenovah, Yemet, Lungha, Flandonips, and The Ostartic Federation.