The Dominion of Flag Moderator is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 16 million Flag Moderatorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fair Flag Moderatorian economy, worth 503 billion Mods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 31,481 Mods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flag Moderator's national animal is the Flag, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Flag Moderator is ranked 182,226^th in the world and 3^rd in Flagistan for Highest Drug Use, scoring 119.01 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.