The Grand Duchy of FFNF is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its closed borders, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The quiet, industrious population of 4.665 billion FFNFians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.1%.

The large but inefficient FFNFian economy, worth 169 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,294 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

FFNFian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FFNF's national animal is the Kitsune.

FFNF is ranked 79,475^th in the world and 2^nd in Chemos for Largest Black Market, with 4.45 trillion Standard Monetary Units.