The Republic of Fedorchtenomen is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 6.934 billion Fedorchtenomenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Fedorchtenomenian economy, worth 306 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 44,176 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Fedorchtenomen's national animal is the eagle.

Fedorchtenomen is ranked 69,763^rd in the world and 1^st in The spaghetti land for Most Primitive, scoring 38.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.