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Rudest Citizens: 4,270thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,429thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,766th
The Grand Collective of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
Our enemies will drown in their blood or syrup.
The Baker
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Fapjackia

Population1.429 billion

CapitalSilly Sity
LeaderThe Baker

Currencypancake
Animalwaffle dog

The Grand Collective of Fapjackia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Baker with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.429 billion Fapjackers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silly Sity. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fapjackian economy, worth 208 trillion pancakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 145,790 pancakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Baker's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown. Fapjackia's national animal is the waffle dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fapjackia is ranked 33,690th in the world and 55th in The Black Hawks for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,133.1 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Rudest Citizens: 4,270thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,429thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,766thLargest Retail Industry: 7,463rdMost Inclusive: 8,892ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,799thNicest Citizens: 9,944thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,232ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,462ndNudest: 12,099thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,299thMost Secular: 14,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,338thHighest Food Quality: 15,067thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 17,230thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,518thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,561stMost Developed: 21,588thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,179thBest Weather: 22,881stLargest Governments: 23,228thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,789thHighest Drug Use: 26,374thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,814thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,808thSmartest Citizens: 28,014thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30,208th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Politically Free: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fapjackia, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Baker's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Fapjackia, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Fapjackia, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Fapjackia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Fapjackia, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Fapjackia, edutainment video games are taking Fapjackia's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Fapjackia, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
  • : Fapjackia's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Fapjackia, putting houses on stilts is elevating house porches and prices alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Fapjackia, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.

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