The Animal 🦓 lover ❤️ of Evil Induous is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Evil Induous with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The quiet, industrious population of 883 million Evil Induousians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🦀 The pizza of the Krusty Crab 🦀. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.7%.

The powerhouse Evil Induousian economy, worth 96.2 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,976 lire, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Induous's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Evil Induous is ranked 41,140^th in the world and 3^rd in You Grabia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 208.41 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.