The Commonwealth of Evacado is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 781 million Evacadonian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evacadopolis. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Evacen economy, worth 68.4 trillion Avocado Seeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 87,639 Avocado Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, museums offer moralization or your money back, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evacado's national animal is the Avocado Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evacado is ranked 73,759^th in the world and 79^th in Declansburg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.32 law-abiding acts per hour.