The Same Mistakes of Euvostoliitto is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ursula Van der Kicklspörzl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.484 billion Euvostoliittoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The WEF-Sprout City. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Euvostoliittoan economy, worth 582 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,925 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is full of esquivalience, the government is a law unto itself, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euvostoliitto's national animal is the credulous citizen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Statism.

Euvostoliitto is ranked 19,198^th in the world and 17^th in Union of Allied States for Highest Poor Incomes, with 93,224.87 Standard Monetary Units.