The Republic of Eutrophic is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning shoop population. The hard-nosed population of 3.044 billion Eutrophicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Eutrophician economy, worth 129 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,406 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Eutrophician weed picker are way up, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and the official Eutrophician Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eutrophic's national animal is the shoop.

Eutrophic is ranked 233,595^th in the world and 2^nd in Malachite for Highest Average Incomes, with 42,406.11 Standard Monetary Units.