The Sultanate of Eudexi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sultan Amir Shadan with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.57 billion Eudexians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baraha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The powerhouse Eudexian economy, worth 271 trillion Rushis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 76,011 Rushis, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,600 per year while the poor average 12,587, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

Late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, it turns out that money can buy you happiness, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, and foundling babies rarely make it off the doorsteps they are abandoned on. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eudexi's national animal is the Dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Yellowism.

Eudexi is ranked 173,547^th in the world and 61^st in Aceon for Smartest Citizens, with 26.84 quips per hour.